Below are the 17 most recent journal entries recorded in unf's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006
11:19 pm	This is the reason why rich kids should not be spoiled... Ok I was on Ohnotheydidnt and I read a post that said Jack Nicleson's son had a mock music myspace so I decided to add them as a joke, and this is what they posted in a comment on my myspace. baby cant you see you were made for me im in love with your booty i liek to sqeeze yo double ds i wanna tie you down lick yo crack turn you around and go in the back go to kicthen, work yo clit i like it when you bite it oh we fuck so smooth anal beeds we always use handcuff me to the bed work yo tounge, lick my head get some lotion rub my feat lick yo hands and beat my meat oh baby piss on me make it sprinkle thats the key baby i am your sex toy wip me hard cause ive been a bad boy lets go to the bathroom and get real dirty spread your cheeck. oh so flirty do not clench push real hard. ill swallow that shit a choclate bar get on the floor and get ready im gonna cut you up like freddy i have an idea get your dog beastility is oh so hot when we fuck call me mom let me lick your used tampons let me get my latex pants cover me in juice and we can dance shove your tounge in my throat when we fuck we rock the boat tie me up, upside down beat me until i frown spank me with a metal rod cover me in whip and lick my bod i like hot candle wax on my skin fuck me up with froofys and gin oh oh baby strap one on and then fuck me still the bloods all gone letts get jacked up on viagra let me lick your panties and bra humiliate me baby, please oh please i lick yo pussy like mice eat cheese be my mistress, im your slave ill call you master, you call me maid come on baby lets go fuck until i just all my semen up ROFL!!!!! Current Mood: amused (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 6th, 2006
3:25 pm	what bushie teached me about them things called books <td align="center"> Crazy Asian's random George Bush quote: "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td> Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
Monday, April 3rd, 2006
9:37 pm	so fresh so clean Your Stripper Song Is Dirrty by Christina Aguelera "Too dirrty to clean my act up If you ain't dirrty You ain't here to party" You're so dirty, you make Christina look clean. What Song Should You Strip To? (Comment on this)
9:31 pm	place witty tittle here Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86% Stability |||||||||| 33% Orderliness |||||||||| 33% Accommodation |||||| 30% Interdependence |||||||||||| 50% Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70% Artistic |||||||||||||| 56% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||||| 50% Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76% Narcissism || 10% Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Work ethic |||||||||||| 43% Self absorbed |||||| 23% Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76% Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Avoidant |||||| 30% Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43% Wealth |||||| 23% Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70% Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63% Cautiousness |||||||||| 36% Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63% Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63% Physical security |||||||||| 36% Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57% Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76% Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76% Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63% Female cliche |||||||||||||| 56% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test personality tests by similarminds.com Current Mood: groggy (Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 7th, 2006
4:09 pm	well that rules out everyone at my school... Your brain: 100% interpersonal, 40% visual, 40% verbal, and 220% mathematical! Congratulations on being 400% smart! Actually, on my test, everyone is. The above score breaks down what kind of thinking you most enjoy doing. A score above 100% means you use that kind of thinking more than average, and a score below 100% means you use it less. It says nothing about how good you are at any one, just how interested you are in each, relatively. A substantial difference in scores between two people means, conclusively, that they are different kinds of thinkers. Matching Summary: Each of us has different tastes. Still, I offer the following advice, which I think is obvious: Don't date someone if your interpersonal percentages differ by more than 80%. Don't be friends with someone if your verbal percentages differ by more than 100%. Don't have sex with someone if their math percentage is over 200%. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 64% on interpersonal You scored higher than 13% on visual You scored higher than 21% on verbal You scored higher than 89% on mathematical Link: The 4-Variable IQ Test written by chriscoyne on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test Current Mood: silly (Comment on this)
Saturday, January 21st, 2006
9:13 pm	Top ten things about me I never knew Ten Top Trivia Tips about Megan Jensen! Megan Jensen can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid. Scientists have discovered that Megan Jensen can smell the presence of autism in children! Until the 1960s, Megan Jensen was not allowed to enter Disneyland! During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Megan Jensen had to pay a special Megan Jensen tax. Megan Jensenology is the study of Megan Jensen! The porpoise is second to Megan Jensen as the most intelligent animal on the planet. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Megan Jensen. The colour of Megan Jensen is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is. Megan Jensen is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards! Peanuts and Megan Jensen are beans! I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem (Comment on this)
9:07 pm	10 Things you never kenw about Tucker... Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tucker Carlson! Banging your head against Tucker Carlson uses 150 calories an hour. Astronauts get taller when they are in Tucker Carlson. Tucker Carlson does not have toes. Tucker Carlson became extinct in England in 1486. Tucker Carlson can sleep for three and a half years. There are six towns named Tucker Carlson in the United States. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Tucker Carlson. Tucker Carlson was the first Tsar of Russia! Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Tucker Carlson is near! Over 2000 people have now climbed Tucker Carlson, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down. I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem (Comment on this)
Monday, January 9th, 2006
3:45 pm	Quiz spam, sorry guys this is like crack to me! ... <td> <table border="0" width="450" bgcolor="#000000"> You will go to jail for: Saying 'that’s hot' without the proper clearance from Paris Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com </td> </table> uhoh you people know about that? <td> <table border="0" width="450" bgcolor="#000000"> You will go to jail for: You were mistaken for a prostitute who was wanted for arson Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com </td> </table> whoa... Your Social Dysfunction: Paranoid You show pervasive and unwarranted suspiciousness, and mistrust of others. You are overly sensitive and prone to jealousy. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com Please note that we aren't, nor do we claim to be, psychologists. This quiz is for fun and entertainment only. Try not to freak out about your results. guess so.. <td align="center"> Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td> Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
3:38 pm	My dirty little secret is... <td> <table border="0" width="450" bgcolor="#000000"> Your darkest secret is: You wore the same pair of underwear for 2 weeks Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com </td> </table> Ans I think we all had this one happen... <td> <table border="0" width="450" bgcolor="#000000"> Your darkest secret is: You have gotten so drunk that you forgot your sexual orientation Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com </td> </table> And last but not least.. You fit in with: Humanism Your ideals mostly resemble that of a Humanist. Although you do not have a lot of faith, you are devoted to making this world better, in the short time that you have to live. Humanists do not generally believe in an afterlife, and therefore, are committed to making the world a better place for themselves and future generations. 20% spiritual. 40% reason-oriented. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com Current Mood: bored (Comment on this)
2:54 pm	The heroin story of the century <td align="center"> Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td> Don't I feel special? I stole this from Mercystars. Check it out bitchs. Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
Sunday, January 1st, 2006
12:36 pm	My new years resolution Well since my parents both have hang overs, and I am bored I give you my new years resolution. I found this nifty little thing on I think MercyStars eljay. In the year 2006 I resolve to: Get 10 speeding tickets. Get your resolution here In the year 2006 I resolve to: Masturbating at least twice a day. Get your resolution here okay so I got 2. Whatever. Just in case I don't want to do one of them. Current Mood: awake (Comment on this)
Saturday, December 31st, 2005
1:10 am	The year that was 2005 Well I hope you all had a nice year, I know mine was far from normal. Took me about 10 minutes to write his and I hope you like it, I tried to make it as funny as it can be, but I'll let you be the judge about that. So this is dedicated to all my friends at Tuckerabuse who I discovered in August, I love you all and wish you the best because your so much better than the rest. So with out further ado here is my year in review. From Bush's low approval rating to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie dating, To new kids for Kev and Brit and to Tom Delay for making mugshots look like the shit. To Murder trials and love affairs, finding some one had used you vibrator and left a pubic hair. From Rita, to PETA, to Iran and back. From the bride who was on the run, and looking for that stolen holy bun, To old trends coming back, and to the fact that beyonce got back, To all those stories that are so hard to forget to all the the stories we really regret, This ones for you 2-0-0-5, I tip my hat to you for one hell of a ride, now excuse while I get high So I hope you liked it and I will hopefully see you all in 2-0-0-6. Remember comments are like crack to me. >:3 And sorry if I forgot any major stories, if you tell me about them I can certainly add them. XD and sorry if the rhythm is off! Current Mood: optimistic (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, December 30th, 2005
10:58 pm	Fandom Meme Late last night while surfing my friends livejournals Courtney_beth had a fun looking meme on it and I decided that I would try it out. My top fandoms that I can remember off the top of my head are news show peoples, Metal gear, Finaly fantasy, Stargate, Sailor Moon, Battlestar galactica, TDS, and your mom. Name a fandom you know I know and I'll tell you: 1. The first character I first fell in love with 2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now 3. The character everyone else loves that I don't 4. The character I love that everyone else hates 5. The character I used to love but don't any longer 6. The character I would shag anytime 7. The character I'd want to be like 8. The character I'd slap 9. A pairing that I love 10. A pairing that I despise Current Mood: lethargic (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 27th, 2005
2:44 pm	okay so I took the pilitics test again to see what I got, and this is what came up. what the fuck? owell. You are a Social Moderate (50% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (35% permissive) You are best described as a: Centrist Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test Current Mood: determined (Comment on this)
Monday, December 26th, 2005
7:30 pm	Radical Extremist Yaoi Fan! AGH, NO! Where Do You Fall in Fandom Politics? brought to you by Quizilla LOL Heck yes biatch!!!! TUCKER/KEITH FOREVER!!!! lol Current Mood: energetic (Comment on this)
2:05 pm	My political party You are a Social Conservative (38% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (33% permissive) You are best described as a: Totalitarian Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test okay wtf? How the hell did I get this? By definition I am a supporter of big brother and other things of that nature. I seriously don't know how I got it. Its kinda weird considering I am pretty liberal... Current Mood: contemplative (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, October 6th, 2005
12:51 pm	umm i need help sorry if i am spamming but i have never posted a fic before and want to know how to so the thing where there is a link at the bottom linking to the story. If you could help thank you. Current Mood: crushed (Comment on this)